teeheeeee!! Wow! How flattering! No one has ever said such a sweet thing to me!!!
I actually don’t have a frankly.me account~ So sorry :( But we can definitely be friends here on tumblr!
The moment I just finished painting my nails…
Me: (circling the room) OMG, WHY NOW!!?!?!? I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee, omg omg omg
Mom: (With a serious, concerned expression) You want me to pull down your pants (and panties) for you??
My boss, who graduated from the same doctorate program, told me it takes an average 7 years to graduate from the program I’m in. Apparently, only ONE person he knew graduated in 4, and emphasized how much that colleague suffered from doing so. Nearly everyone he knew graduated in 7… (((( ;°Д°)))
UM. Say WHAAAAT!? щ(゜ロ゜щ)
But.. but… I was planning on doing in 4!!!!!! If not, 3!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ┻━┻
Ahem. Dear boss. I will prove you wrong.
I have school books STUCK on a freaking BARGE in Richmond, California. It was coincidentally transferred to the “sorting facility from hell” on it’s way to Hawaii and has been just SITTING THERE for the past EIGHT days!!! And WHAT!? It won’t move and fully depart until the barge gets filled!? Reading horror reviews of people’s packages constantly getting lost or taking 6wks-5months… (╥ Д ╥)
W T F!?!?!? USPS, you SUCK!
Next time I’m going to make SURE my shipments are done through FedEx!!!!!!!!!
I just wrote a long ass message in Japanese for my friends that took FOREVER to do. I read it to my mom just for kicks. and she downright hysterically laughed at me. You know, no correcting or anything— just laughing..
I -should- be embarrassed, but I naturally couldn’t help but hysterically join the laughing too…
Lol, I went blonde (not light brown now, but BLONDE!) and my mom didn’t scream. A lot has changed in the past 10 years. HAHAH
HAHAHAHA #GuyHagi memes. Pre-tty good. Pretty darn good. Hahaha
Two middle aged ladies fighting over bottled water in the middle of Marukai….
Then one lady was holding onto the LAST four cases of Aquafina until they checked if there’s some Dasani in the back…
Wow. Just.. Wow.
I guess I prayed so hard for the humidity to go away that the guy upstairs decides to give me a Class 4 Hurricane!?!? (x╭╮x) …Nature can be such a troll.
Yo, man. All I wanted was for:
1. My glasses to not fog EVERY time I walked out of a store or car
2. Not to have cravings of sticking my head in the freezer, and
3. Stop dreaming about sitting in my fridge!!! (･`︹´･)
Be careful what you wish for I guess, huh?
Bill Gates recently gave a Commencement speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes; learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
First time ever at making macarons!~ AND they’re TOTOROS and RILAKKUMAS!!!!!!!! (ง＾∇＾) ง ♡♡ I’m so happy I accomplished the rise, feet, and airy crispy coating with chewy interiors too!! ♡♡
I included the recipe in the “Read More” with tips for foolproof turnout! :D Enjoy! :D